Posts Tagged ‘ugly’

I’m not sure who told Lady Gaga she was attractive, or how we’ve all been tricked to think it’s even a woman but it keeps flaunting around and I’m glad somebody finally called it out. Lady Gaga’s hideous ass was tossed from her seats on the charge of disgusting in public. The report says she was removed for being incredibly drunk, flipping people off, swearing and grabbing her boobs but how is that different from any other Yankee fan? I’m confident that they realized how ugly she was and got rid of her before everybody started throwing up.¬†She then, somehow, made her way to the clubhouse where the shit-show continued. General Manager Brian Cashman found out that she talked her way past security to get there (which means the guards are either retarded or gay) and was furious, banning her from future visits. I’m sure he just feels that the Yankess can’t afford to have players running around covered in STD’s, so it’s best to keep that horrendous slut as far away as possible.

Let me put this into perspective for you – if this was Megan Fox swearing and grabbing herself – she’d be put on the jumbotron. Instead, it’s Lady Gaga, so to protect the minds of all the children and to ensure the men are able to get an erection again – they got her grotesque ass out of there. We need to stop pandering to these assholes. It’s bad enough that there are groups of people out there who actually listen to this shit and buy the CDs, but to let her think she’s attractive too…knock it off or we’ll continue to be subjected to horrible images like this:

Think about the children!!

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And still around… I was hoping she’d pull a Brittany Murphy and make a quick exit (too soon?). Unfortunately she’s still here, and lately has just been getting on my nerves. Speaking with the UK’s Mirror, the Queen of Repulsion said that she is celibate – having given up on sex since splitting with her boyfriend. She went on to say “You don’t have to have sex to be loved”, maybe not, but looking horrendous doesn’t help either. “I’m single because I don’t have the time,” she said. No – you’re single because most guys wouldn’t know whether to ask you out to dinner or to join them in their annual Turkey Bowl. I guess it’s not her fault though it’s probably just a mis communication, so let me make sure I’m clear: Pop artist superstars shouldn’t have trouble making time to get busy. When most guys have to put on their best Poker Face (yeah I did) to keep from cringing at the very site of your giant schnoz – you have other problems. When you look like this, it’s not celibacy – it’s striking out.

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