This is easily in my top 10 dumbest things I’ve ever seen (Maintaining a list of only 10 has become increasingly more difficult, by the way. Hell, after watching the news just last night it jumped to 18). I’ve seen this retarded pose too many times over the years and I’ve reached my breaking point. Every dumbshit hoebag on Facebook or Twitter has a myriad of pictures where her and her stupid friends are embarrassing themselves for the whole world to see by signaling peace accompanied by their best Zoolander impression. It would be a funny joke, except for the fact that they are dead serious and actually think they don’t look like complete ass hats.
What does that even mean? What are they trying to say? “I want world peace, but I’m also a slut”? It’s also not a coincidence that most of these pictures are taken by themselves. You’ll see one arm going out of frame – in order to hold the camera. This is probably because as soon as they made that stupid face and put the peace sign up, whoever was holding the camera dropped it and left the room so they were left having to take it them self.
Who was the first person who, when asked to smile for a picture, panicked and posed like a dumbass instead? I would have liked to see the look on the person’s face standing next to her in the picture. “Did you… just… put a peace sign sideways and try to kiss me? What the hell are you doing? You look like an asshole.” The next time somebody says, “say cheese”, just fucking smile like the rest of us because you do, in fact, look like an asshole.
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