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Just because it’s funny.

As an aside – can anybody tell me what movie the line in the title is from?

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As I pulled up to a stop sign on the way home I noticed a flickering light in my rear view mirror. I looked back and noticed a guy on his motorcycle, actively flashing his lights at me and revving his engine. Confused, I paused at the stop sign thinking maybe something was wrong with my car. I should point out that it was raining. It was gloomy all day and the rain clouds finally rolled in just in time to catch this dumbass on his way home.

Captain tough guy was also not wearing a helmet, and his sleeves seemed to have fallen off of his shirt. He revved his engine again and when I looked back this stupid hardass was pointing to the sky to inform me that it was raining, he wanted me to hurry up, and this was a terrible inconvenience to him. My moving windshield wipers should have been a dead giveaway that I was well aware of the current weather, but I can see why he was aggravated – he doesn’t know me. If we had a chance to chat beforehand he would know full well that I, with all of my heart, really don’t give a shit. Everybody knew for 3 days that it was going to rain today, so why the hell should I feel bad for this asshole? Since I’m such a nice guy, I came to a complete stop, looked both ways and strictly obeyed the speed limit for the remainder of my trip while I watched the assbag get drenched. Hindsight’s 20/20, but sleeves would have probably been a good idea, huh? Listen you stupid piece of bedraggled trash, take a break from Sons of Anarchy for a minute and check in with the fucking weather channel every now and then. An 80% chance of rain and 60 degree temperatures means “take the SUV” (with Harley stickers firmly affixed to every available window I’m sure), or at least wear a shirt containing all the god damn parts, nobody cares to see your dumbass tattoos naming all the playgroups you belong to. If you drive a vehicle that leaves you exposed to the elements, I will not feel sorry for you when you ignore all warnings of eminent stormy weather. I hope you enjoyed your shower, prick.

As a parting gift, I leave you with a hilarious yet terribly relevant video from one of the greatest shows of all time.

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If you don’t watch hockey it’s ok, you don’t need to even know what a slap shot is to laugh at this guy. If you’ve never heard him before you’re in for a treat. Randy Moller is, by far, the greatest sports announcer ever. Not because his knowledge of the sport is superior, or because he has great insight into the game. Randy Moller is awesome because of his ridiculously hilarious, terribly random and pop culturally relevant goal calls. This guy is completely nuts and I think that is fantastic. If baseball was called like this I’d tune in every day.

I’m sure there will be more to come. As long as this guy’s calling hockey I’ll be on the lookout for more videos.

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Just when I thought it was over… The bore of baseball had me on the ropes, and I was one pitcher/catcher stare down away from switching to NFL Network for good. The pitching changes, foul balls, standing around and groundouts were becoming too much to handle when this Phillies fan single-handedly sparked my interest in baseball all over again.

(I gave you this video because all the official sources had advertisements in them… f that)

Now THAT’S what I call excitement! If they can make this happen during every game, baseball will definitely gain one more fan.

I'm gonna git you sucka!

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I couldn’t just give you one…

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“If you kill the joe, make some mo!!”

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He’s back again, and still I can not believe that this actually exists. I am still struggling with the fact that I watched this and it was a real event. And yes, the random dancing people are back too.

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