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Well, mainly because Godd (sic) preaches fear, irrational thinking and oversensitivity. So when you misspell his name, the followers come quickly with pitchforks. Don’t let it happen again, and don’t forget to pay up on Sunday or you’ll be sleeping with the fishes.

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I don’t know if I’m more appalled by the fact that my website was found after typing this in, or that somebody was actually searching Google for “hand job”… Really? Watching hand job porn is about as sad as it gets, that’s like fantasizing about being the waterboy.

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Sorry if this wasn’t what you were looking for…

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I’m not sure if I’m more creeped out by what was typed in, or the fact that my site was found with these terms.

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It will haunt me forever that I’ll never know which body part this person needed a retort for.

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…not if you’re going to ask like that, asshole.

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Why I oughta!

Posted: April 17, 2010 in Search Engine Terms
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HEEEYYYYYYY!!!! How boutchu shutta ya mouth!

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