Lady Gaga banned from Yankees clubhouse for being ugly as hell

Posted: June 26, 2010 in Whatever
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I’m not sure who told Lady Gaga she was attractive, or how we’ve all been tricked to think it’s even a woman but it keeps flaunting around and I’m glad somebody finally called it out. Lady Gaga’s hideous ass was tossed from her seats on the charge of disgusting in public. The report says she was removed for being incredibly drunk, flipping people off, swearing and grabbing her boobs but how is that different from any other Yankee fan? I’m confident that they realized how ugly she was and got rid of her before everybody started throwing up. She then, somehow, made her way to the clubhouse where the shit-show continued. General Manager Brian Cashman found out that she talked her way past security to get there (which means the guards are either retarded or gay) and was furious, banning her from future visits. I’m sure he just feels that the Yankess can’t afford to have players running around covered in STD’s, so it’s best to keep that horrendous slut as far away as possible.

Let me put this into perspective for you – if this was Megan Fox swearing and grabbing herself – she’d be put on the jumbotron. Instead, it’s Lady Gaga, so to protect the minds of all the children and to ensure the men are able to get an erection again – they got her grotesque ass out of there. We need to stop pandering to these assholes. It’s bad enough that there are groups of people out there who actually listen to this shit and buy the CDs, but to let her think she’s attractive too…knock it off or we’ll continue to be subjected to horrible images like this:

Think about the children!!

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Comments
  1. ashley says:

    Whoever wrote this is a sick old bastard!
    How dare you criticise GaGa!
    Look at how successful she is !!
    The ‘editor’ of this opinion piece
    Has a brain the size of a peanut!

    • D. Gonz says:

      Dont go on “Am I Smarter Than A Fifth Grader” because im pretty sure they know how to spell “criticize” and you would just look silly.

    • Nick says:

      If you really are offended, let me assure you that if I gave any less of a shit what you thought I might pass out. Furthermore, the day I take anything seriously from somebody who listens to Lady Gaga is the day she starts looking like a woman. Just because shes succesful doesnt mean she is good looking. Shes succesful because front running, brainless, uncreative dipshits like you think the music she makes is good and spend your allowance on her CDs, t-shirts and whatever else she shits on and sells. She will go away soon and you will jump on the nuts of whoever comes next, I guarantee it. Shes ugly, period, and shouldnt be allowed to force us all to see her in public. Go listen to Ke$ha or Rihanna or whoevers trendy right now and shut the fuck up.

  2. ann sterzinger says:

    “Look at how successful she is!”

    Other successful people:

    Ronald McDonald
    Ghengis Khan
    Cato the Elder
    Rod Stewart
    Adolf Hitler
    Osama Bin Laden
    Jennifer Aniston

    All beyond reproach! How dare you criticize Vlad the Impaler!

  3. Bill says:

    Waaaahhhh!!!! Leave GaGa alone!!!!!!! She/He/It/? is a musical genius!!!!!!!

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