Lady Gaga is still annoying

Posted: March 4, 2010 in Headlines that make you want to punch somebody
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And still around… I was hoping she’d pull a Brittany Murphy and make a quick exit (too soon?). Unfortunately she’s still here, and lately has just been getting on my nerves. Speaking with the UK’s Mirror, the Queen of Repulsion said that she is celibate – having given up on sex since splitting with her boyfriend. She went on to say “You don’t have to have sex to be loved”, maybe not, but looking horrendous doesn’t help either. “I’m single because I don’t have the time,” she said. No – you’re single because most guys wouldn’t know whether to ask you out to dinner or to join them in their annual Turkey Bowl. I guess it’s not her fault though it’s probably just a mis communication, so let me make sure I’m clear: Pop artist superstars shouldn’t have trouble making time to get busy. When most guys have to put on their best Poker Face (yeah I did) to keep from cringing at the very site of your giant schnoz – you have other problems. When you look like this, it’s not celibacy – it’s striking out.

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  1. Thank goodness for this post. Lady Gaga gags me. Yikes. She is an example of hideousness (is that a word) at it’s best! Yuk. Thank you!


  2. Ann Sterzinger says:

    I’m just sick of people mistranslating “letting a bunch of overpaid stylists do whatever the fuck they want with your hair and hanging whatever they like off your ass” as “original, eccentric, unique, and/or talented.” Yeah, she can play the piano; so can a lot of other douchehoses. She ought to be accompanying a toddlers’ ballet class.

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