Katana Momma

Posted: March 1, 2010 in Whatever
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“Drunk mom allegedly runs through school with sword”. You heard me. A woman in Memphis (surprised?) apparently put down a 40 oz tall boy before brandishing a sword and whirling through the halls of her child’s elementary school. Think I’m making this up? Check out the original story here (props to AP on finding this gem). My first reaction to this story was, naturally, “holy shit” then after the dust settled from the brain dynamite that went off I got to thinking. Was she cloaked in black like a Ninja? Was the sword strapped to her back? Who knows, but the real questions begged answering. We have come a long way from an angry call or bitchy letter and if more parents come to the ridiculous aid of their absent-minded kids like this we will be in a world of hurt. According to the story this all spawned from a spitting match her child was involved in with another student. A spitting match? Is this what goes on in Tennessee? If this woman brought a sword to a spitting match, could we expect her to bring an AK to a fist fight? At what point do the schools need to keep a hidden arsenal (perhaps behind a false wall – Bat Cave style) to fend off these lunatics? The more that parents allow their kids to do whatever the hell they want we will continue to see stories like this. Listen up parents – if your kid is involved in enough incidents at school that would make you feel compelled to threaten an opposing parent with a sword…. chances are you suck at your job; but this is all Marilyn Manson’s fault, right?

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  1. Ryan says:

    I wonder if she put the beer down first because she didn’t want to get in trouble for having alcohol in a school, or because she didn’t want to spill while whirling. I’m not going to lie I have finished a few 40’s in my day and not once have I gone looking for a sword so I hope she doesn’t blame it on the alalalalcohol.

    • Fatchops says:

      I’m picturing a woman hiding in the bushes, all dressed in black with a sword strapped to her back putting down a 40 like it’s a contest, then bursting through one of the windows and screaming through the hallways. I don’t think it’s too far-fetched.

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